The next Democratic debate will take place with all 10 main candidates appearing for the first time tonight: Thursday, September 12.
Hosted by Texas Southern University in Houston, the festivities will start at 8 p.m. eastern and drag on until 11 p.m.
The debates will be aired on ABC and Univision (Because all of the candidates want to represent Mexico more than America), though if you’re watching it online, free streams are available at ABCNews.com and FiveThirtyEight.
The candidates will appear onstage, looking just like the bar scene in the original Star Wars movie. They represent Jews, Satan, and the worst of society. We have:
Amy Klobuchar – Feminist
Cory Booker – Gay-looking Nigger
Pete Buttigieg – Certified Sodomite
Bernie Sanders – Jew and Communist
Joe Biden – U.S. Traitor and senile old man
Elizabeth Warren – Faked being an Indian
Kamala Harris – Married to a Jew and half-black
Andrew Yang – Jap/Chink/Gook (I dunno. It’s all the same shit)
Beto O’Rourke – Irish pervert pretending to be Mexican
Julián Castro – Cuban Communist
I wouldn’t recommend watching it unless you hate America.